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Rick Perry: I’m Going Back To Texas

stfuconservatives:

A dejected Rick Perry told his supporters that in light of his fifth place finish tonight, he is “going back to Texas to assess whether there’s still a way to move forward with this campaign.” Which means he’s out. Arguably, the final nail in Perry’s campaign was his anti-gay “Strong” video which garnered him ridicule and scorn even from some within the GOP establishment. Good riddance, fuckhead. And sorry, Texas! He’s your shit sandwich once again.

That’s right young man, go back to your room and think about what you’ve done.

-Joe

azureflash:

kjtenorman:

“Our Constitution was designed to respect states…I have long supported the appointment of judges who respect the Constitution and the passage of a federal marriage amendment.” - Rick Perry, GOP Presidential nominee
Translation: It’s ok for states to make their own decisions, but there should be a federal amendment banning gay marriage in ALL states.  Reblog if you see the problem with this logic.

Logic: You haz none. D:



Maybe, with the introduction of Obamacare, we can help you get some therapy for those issues, Rick.

azureflash:

kjtenorman:

“Our Constitution was designed to respect states…I have long supported the appointment of judges who respect the Constitution and the passage of a federal marriage amendment.” - Rick Perry, GOP Presidential nominee

Translation: It’s ok for states to make their own decisions, but there should be a federal amendment banning gay marriage in ALL states.  Reblog if you see the problem with this logic.

Logic: You haz none. D:

Maybe, with the introduction of Obamacare, we can help you get some therapy for those issues, Rick.